H.A.M. Guard

A guard for the humans against monster group.

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H.A.M. Guard

H.A.M. Guard

"A guard for the humans against monster group."

Lvl
Combat 12
HP
Hitpoints 15

Loot Table

Rolled drops

Item Damaged armour
Damaged armour

It would be hard to repair this!

Qty: 1 1/1.3
Item Feather
Feather

Used for fly fishing.

Qty: 1-6 1/1.3
Item Potato seed
Potato seed

A potato seed - plant in an allotment.

Qty: 4 1/1.3
Item Iron axe
Iron axe

A woodcutter's axe.

Qty: 1 1/1.3
Item Bronze dagger
Bronze dagger

Short but pointy.

Qty: 1 1/1.4
Item Bronze arrow
Bronze arrow

Arrows with bronze heads.

Qty: 1-15 1/1.4
Item Coins
Coins

Lovely money!

Qty: 100-320 1/1.5
Item Onion seed
Onion seed

An onion seed - plant in an allotment.

Qty: 1 1/1.5
Item Iron dagger
Iron dagger

Short but pointy.

Qty: 1 1/1.5
Item Logs
Logs

A number of wooden logs.

Qty: 1-3 1/1.6
Item Bronze pickaxe
Bronze pickaxe

Used for mining.

Qty: 1 1/1.6
Item Bronze axe
Bronze axe

A woodcutter's axe.

Qty: 1 1/1.6
Item Iron pickaxe
Iron pickaxe

Used for mining.

Qty: 1 1/1.6
Item Grimy guam leaf
Grimy guam leaf

It needs cleaning.

Qty: 1 1/1.6
Item Strawberry seed
Strawberry seed

A strawberry seed - plant in an allotment.

Qty: 1 1/2.5
Item Steel arrow
Steel arrow

Arrows with steel heads.

Qty: 1-13 1/2.6
Item Thread
Thread

Used with a needle to make clothes.

Qty: 1-4 1/2.6
Item Watermelon seed
Watermelon seed

A watermelon seed - plant in an allotment.

Qty: 2 1/2.8
Item Ham shirt
Ham shirt

The label says 'Vivid Crimson', but it looks pink to me!

Qty: 1 1/2.9
Item Ham hood
Ham hood

Light-weight head protection and eye shield.

Qty: 1 1/2.9
Item Steel dagger
Steel dagger

Short but pointy.

Qty: 1 1/3.0
Item Leather boots
Leather boots

Comfortable leather boots.

Qty: 1 1/3.0
Item Ham robe
Ham robe

The label says 'Vivid Crimson', but it looks pink to me!

Qty: 1 1/3.0
Item Buttons
Buttons

Not Dick Whittington's helper at all!

Qty: 1 1/3.1
Item Uncut jade
Uncut jade

This would be worth more cut.

Qty: 1 1/3.2
Item Ham boots
Ham boots

HAM boots as worn by the Humans Against Monsters group.

Qty: 1 1/3.3
Item Raw chicken
Raw chicken

I need to cook this first.

Qty: 1-3 1/3.3
Item Sweetcorn seed
Sweetcorn seed

A sweetcorn seed - plant in an allotment.

Qty: 1 1/3.5
Item Uncut opal
Uncut opal

This would be worth more cut.

Qty: 1 1/3.6
Item Knife
Knife

A dangerous looking knife.

Qty: 1 1/3.7
Item Raw anchovies
Raw anchovies

I should try cooking this.

Qty: 1 1/3.7
Item Cowhide
Cowhide

I should take this to the tannery.

Qty: 1-3 1/3.7
Item Grimy tarromin
Grimy tarromin

It needs cleaning.

Qty: 1 1/3.9
Item Steel pickaxe
Steel pickaxe

Used for mining.

Qty: 1 1/3.9
Item Leather body
Leather body

Better than no armour!

Qty: 1 1/3.9
Item Grimy marrentill
Grimy marrentill

It needs cleaning.

Qty: 1 1/4.0
Item Iron ore
Iron ore

This needs refining.

Qty: 1 1/4.1
Item Coal
Coal

Hmm a non-renewable energy source!

Qty: 1 1/4.2
Item Needle
Needle

Used with a thread to make clothes.

Qty: 1 1/4.4
Item Steel axe
Steel axe

A woodcutter's axe.

Qty: 1 1/4.4
Item Tinderbox
Tinderbox

Useful for lighting a fire.

Qty: 1 1/4.6
Item Cabbage seed
Cabbage seed

A cabbage seed - plant in an allotment.

Qty: 4 1/4.7
Item Ham logo
Ham logo

A badge for the HAM cult.

Qty: 1 1/20.0
Item Ham gloves
Ham gloves

HAM gloves as worn by the Humans Against Monsters group.

Qty: 1 1/21.2
Item Ham cloak
Ham cloak

A HAM cape.

Qty: 1 1/21.8
Item Rusty sword
Rusty sword

A decent-enough weapon gone rusty.

Qty: 1 1/27.9
Item Cosmic talisman
Cosmic talisman

A mysterious power emanates from the talisman...

Qty: 1 1/226.2
Item Scroll box (easy)
Scroll box (easy)

Perhaps someone at the observatory can teach me to navigate?

The drop rate is lowered to 1/27 when killed in Wilderness while wielding an imbued ring of wealth.
Qty: 1 1/55

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